hello again

A list of things that bother me:

5) The Wicker Emporium
- maybe 20%-30% wicker. It should be called: "The Emporium That Has Some Wicker"

4) Liberal Academics
-I like liberals, and I like academics, but when you meld the two something goes horribly wrong. This only applies to English speaking Liberal academics, if they speak anything else as their original language they tend to be awesome.

3) Ryan Seacrest
- He tries too hard.

2) Cussing over nothing
-I don't mind it if you have some reason (being hilarious is a reason) between friends, or if you're validly pissed off. But swearing every time something does not go your way is just annoying, and cussing out a stranger is never acceptable unless they called you out.

1) People who carry on loud conversation in a public place
-I loathe them, cellphones or no. Common perpetrators tend to be shrill females, thugs, and asians speaking in their mother tongue. You're exempt from this rule if you're under eight because everything you say tends to be adorable anyways.

*0.5)Diet Food

Life is too short for diet food.

Heathly food is good for you, and can taste great. Diet food is food that is not as good as food that you would like to eat. Diet food is food that is good for you that tatses nasty unless they season it to taste like real food. But it's not the real food. If it tasted exactly like the real food and it was better for you then they would just stop making the real food. Diet soda tastes so horrible, it makes me sad. Also "bacon substitute" is pretty much my least combination of two words apart from pairs of words that have "gay" in them. You get all excited at the word bacon, and then substitute comes along and you know it's just going to taste like expired barbeque popcorn seasoning with extra salt that had been baked into little chunks.